Epic List of Places to Lose Your Virginity
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1. Wall
Just to say "I lost my virginity on *that* wall!"
2. Ceiling
Like the wall, to say "I lost my virginity on *that* ceiling." Plus, getting up there takes some mad talent.
3. Six Flags
Memorable, eh?
4. Bottom of a Swimming Pool
Nothing hurts in water. Well, unless you get eaten by a shark. This is why you should use swimming pools. If you can hold your breath the whole time, I give you props.
5. Car Wash
I love the soothing sound of a car wash.
6. Kitchen Counter
You can gross people out this way. Heck, you don't even have to do it, just say you did.
7. A Field
It'd be cute to roll around in. You don't need to worry about dirtying your favorite clothes either. Just make sure the temperature is above 50.
8. Behind an Arcade Game
When you score, you'll score.
9. Backstage at a Benefit Concert
Money ain't the only thing you'll be raising.